The Lawyer Racket

see  Lawyer Fire

Probably, the most disliked class of citizens in this country are lawyers. (I should add
this is really TRIAL LAWYERS)

Everybody complains about them - - but nobody does anything, and lawyers frankly
don't care what you think because they are so entrenched nobody can touch them
except judges  - - who are, of course, fellow lawyers.

FREE CRIME COUPONS

The "legal" mind has foisted some incredible inequities upon us and even convinced
most of the population these inequities are "constitutional".  Consider the "Free Crime
Syndrome"

    A Police officer stops a known felon driving down the highway with a load of
    stuff he has just ripped off someone's home.  He is arrested with the evidence
    that proves he is guilty.  However, when he gets to court, his lawyer and the judge
    play the lawyer game.  The judge decides that the proof of his guilt cannot be
    presented to the jury because the officer didn't have what the judge decides  is
    "probable cause" to arrest him.  Joe citizen is commanded to sit on a jury where
    the evidence needed to decide the case is WITHHELD from him so, he is judicially
    required to render a NOT GUILTY decision.

The legal theory behind this chicanery is not anywhere codified in law.  It is simply
a practice invented by judges and defended as "the only way to keep the police honest".
If one is to follow this theory to it's logical conclusion, when innocent Joe Citizen is
improperly stopped, searched, interrogated and humilliated by police, he should
receive a "FREE CRIME" coupon which allows him to commit one crime without
being subject to prosecution.  This idea is, of course, ludicrous  -  - but no more so
than the present judicial practice.

We need it codified in law that an officer can be held personally liable if he blatently
and knowingly  violates a citizen's rights.  I certainly believe in cutting a police officer
some slack when he is working under pressure and must make, sometimes split-
second decisions and will make some honest mistakes.  He certainly should not be
harrassed and penalized for minor or obscure infractions.  But, the law should provide
for personal penalties when police burst into an honest citizen's home in the middle
of the night and terrorize, insult (and even kill or maim) a family --  all because they are
too stupid or too lazy to recheck an address and too stupid (or having too much fun
to recognize a mistake and apologize.

    CASE IN POINT:
     A few years ago, in Snohomish County, Washington, police broke down a door in
    the middle of the night without knocking.  The mother, hearing the commotion,
    instinctively jumped out of bed and ran to her children.  In the hallway, she bumped
    into a cop who summarily shot her, then cuffed her and left her bleeding on the
    floor.  Sometime later, (the actual time is disputed,  but apparently was more than
    an hour) the police realized their error and called an ambulance.  But, by the time
    they got her to a hospital, she was dead.  The "raid" had been triggered by a creep
    who had a grudge against the family, so told the police they were drug dealers.  The
    police acted on his statement without any corroboration.

In this case, some of the police officers should have to pay.  The cop who shot the
woman was certainly guilty of manslaughter.   The grieving husband, in fear of his own
life moved his family to another county and sued Snohomish County.   He collected a
substantial sum of money, which came from the taxpayers - - not from any of the cops.
When cops make a "No knock" entry, they should be held responsible for any such
unfortunate results.

My Buddy, The Judge:

Then, there is the matter of lawyers picking the judge to try their case.   Lawyers keep
careful records on judges and know the judge's personal prejedices  (and often times
have personal relationships with judges)   If they can pick the judge who will handle
their case, it often guarantees they will win it.

Some years ago, I attended a business seminar at which the main speaker was a lawyer
who specialized in the particular issue that was the subject of the seminar.  He acted as
a consultant for other lawyers all over the country when they had a case involving the
issue.  This gave him a nation-wide view of many legal cases and lawyers and judicial
practice in different jurisdictions.  One statement he made has always stuck in my mind:

    "Your attorney must be well connected enough that he can pick his judge.  I have
    never tried a case in this county, but I can tell you that in any of the many counties in
    which I have personal knowledge, top lawyers pick their judges.  IF YOURS CAN'T,
    GET RID OF HIM, HE's INCOMPETENT"

I believe he knew what he was talking about.  This means if you go into court with just
a run-of-the-mill attorney  -  or representing yourself, which is your right  -- You may
very well be up against an attorney who plays poker with the judge every Saturday
night and loses.

Picking a judge should be a crime in which everyone involved  (including court clerks)
should be jailed and/or disbarred.   But, very clearly it isn't.   It's just SOP.

LAWYERS LYING TO THE COURT

If you or I testifying in court after being sworn and your testimony is proven to be a lie,
we may be charged with perjury and do jail time therefore.  But, if you are a lawyer (an
officer of the court),  you can lie all day and nothing will be done.   A Case in Point:

    A seven-year-old girl was abducted from her bed in San Diego, raped and them
    murdered, by a neighbor.   Two trial lawyers were hired by the state to defend the
    murderer.  After he had signed over his home to them as compensation, the state
    paid these two scum-balls $750,000 more to defend him.   They proceded to put the
    grieving parents on trial with all kinds of false accusations,  EVEN THOUGH THEY
    KNEW THEIR CLIENT WAS GUILTY BECAUSE HE HAD OFFERED TO SHOW THE
    LOCATION OF THE BODY IN EXCHANGE FOR NO DEATH PENALTY.   This fact was
    also known to the prosecutors but "legal ethics" (an Oxymoron) prevented them from
    presenting that fact to the jury.

When complaints were made to the bar association and the state attorney general, they
were dismissed as "It happens all the time".   It sure does.

HELP FROM THE FEDS?

There are laws on the books which are designed to allow federal judges and the FBI to
intervene when local officials are violating the law and/or taking bribes  --- and sometimes
they do.  But, federal judges are politically appointed from the district in which they have
been practicing.  So, very often when a politician gets caught with  his "hand in the cookie
jar", the federal judge he appears before is a political pal, so he gets off.  The system which
allows local politicians to recommend (or block) appointments of federal judges should
be changed.  Federal judgeships should always be in jurisdictions in which the appointee
is not and has not practiced.   Case in Point:

    Some years ago, a friend of mine got himself unpopular with a politically connected
    lawyer who was involved in a bitter child custody fight.  The lawyer got his buddy the
    judge to issue an arrest warrent for my friend (I believe he mistakenly thought my
    friend was his ex-wife's lover).  The judge held my friend in the King County jail for
    27 days for "contempt" even though he was not a party to the lawyer's personal case.
    No charge was ever placed against my friend nor did he have any kind of hearing in
    open court and it took about 15 days before he was  even assigned a lawyer.  I crafted
    up a writ of habeas corpus (which is simply a motion to the court to have an incarcerated
    person brought before a judge to determine if he is being held legally ) -  - this is a right
    guaranteed by the US Constitution.  The King County presiding judge read it and simply
    stated, "I won't hear it".  I went to the Washington state appeals court in Olympia and
    was told by the court commisioner that Washington State no longer recognizes "habeas
    corpus".  - - - So much for the constitution.

    I then went to the US Courthouse in Seattle where a clerk helped me put together a
    federal suit against the judge  [She would no doubt have been fired if her boss had ever
    found out what she did]  When served with that suit, the judge released my friend.
    However, when the case finally found it's way into federal court, the local prosecutor
    represented the judge and the federal judge (Coughenour - former King County bar
    assn. president)  dismissed the case as "frivolous".  I wonder if he would have thought
    his carcass  being held 27 days in  the slammer was frivolous?

SO WHAT CAN WE DO ABOUT THIS LOCK THE LAWYERS HAVE ON THE COUNTRY?

For starters we need to STOP ELECTING LAWYERS TO LEGISLATIVE POSITIONS.
As "officers of the court", lawyers are already members of the judicial branch of
government.   The framers of our constitution constructed a government in which
there were three separate branches, each intended to act as a brake on the other
two.  With lawyers dominating all three branches now, there is no such brake.  Before
voting for any candidate for congress or state legislature we should find out if he or
she is a member of the bar.  If so, we should arbitrarily vote against him/her.

We need people in our legislative branch of government who have experience in the
real world - - not those who have made a pile of dough by ripping off the public.  Next
time a lawyer asks for your vote, ask him if he is going to turn in his law license and
bar association membership if elected.                  JMC

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